I have wonderful news everyone!
Good news everyone!
Did you hear the news?
I have been to the future!
I invented a time machine…
…called the Time Trekker
I used the Time Trekker!
I was experimenting with time travel…
And I wound up in the future!
The future is a fascinating place!
The future is a very different place!
There’s new technology everywhere
Many rooms are upgraded
I saw many wondrous things
New 3D technology!
New dance moves!
The future seems quite amazing
The future is a fascinating place
That is why I want to go back
I wish to go back to the future!
I intend to go back to the future
But this time I want the future to come to us
I want everyone to see the future
I want to bring everyone with me
Will you help me scientists?
Will you help me set up my time machine?
Will you join my team of scientists?
Are you ready to join my team of scientists?
Everyone who helps set up my time machine…
…will earn the rank of Time Scientist!
…and a nifty lab coat
…and everyone who becomes a scientist…
…may join me in my Time Lab
…may use the Time Trekker
Just make sure not to cause a paradox
A paradox is an unresolved causality in time space
in other words…
…Don’t go back in time and play jokes on yourself
You might destroy the universe
The universe is surprisingly fragile
Head over to the Future Dome…
…for a peek into the future!
I have set up displays of the future…
…in the Future Dome!
Take a look around
See for yourself
There are lots of interesting gadgets in here
What do you think?
Isn’t the future fascinating?
Alright let’s go!
Follow me everyone
Stay close at hand
Let us expedite our progress!
Come this way!
Step lively everyone
Let us continue
We must go to the Ski Village
We must depart for the Beach
Let us head to the Dock
Let us proceed to the Town
Follow me to the Snow Forts
To the the Plaza!
Scientists! Follow me into the Future Dome
Come with me into my laboratory
Into the Time Trekker!
Which way is it?
Which way do we go?
Does anyone know the way?
Let’s get to work
In order to travel to the future…
…we need to create a local temporal distortion…
…and collapse the wave function intentionally
In other words…
…we need to zap Club Penguin with Time Lasers
Isn’t science fun?
Isn’t science wonderful!
First things first
Let’s get started
Let’s set up the Time Lasers
We need Time Lasers all over the island
Right here’s a good spot!
Initiate the Time Laser implementation!
Err, I mean
Install the Time Laser!
Exceptional engineering, my colleagues!
Don’t drop it!
You might initiate a resonance cascade!
You might cause a burp in the fabric of time and space
That would be very bad
It would be like every orange puffle in the universe burping…
…at the same time
It would be very smelly
Also, it would destroy the universe
Alright, one down!
Alright, that’s two down!
Okay, three down…
…two more to go!
Alright, one more to go!
That’s all of them!
Fantastic progress everyone!
You have all earned the rank of Scientist!
Now put on your lab coats…
…and let’s head to the laboratory
Let us continue our experiments
Looking sharp everyone
I’ve always enjoy wearing a lab coat…
…it’s stylish, but also functional
These coats can handle temperatures of 5000 degrees kelvin
That’s very very hot
Today will be yesterday, tomorrow!
Behold the Future Dome!
Here you will find a special peek at things to come
I’ve set up a few displays…
…of some of the neato things coming in the future
Over there is the Time Trekker…
…My custom made Time Machine
Why did I make the Time Machine out of a Snow Trekker?
The way I see it, if you’re going to construct a time machine…
…why not do it with some panache?
Over here we have displays of the Town and Plaza
They look a LOT different in the future
They look a lot better, if I do say so myself
Over at the Scantron 3D…
…you can check out how you’ll look in the future
It uses the latest Tri-Dimensional composition
That means it makes you look, umm…
…more 3D, I suppose
This is the Time Trekker
Did you know it takes at least one point twenty one gigawatts to power it?
Time Travel takes a lot of juice!
Feel free to check out the inside
Feel free to take it for a spin
Just be careful not to create a paradox
If you see yourself in the past or future…
…avoid eye contact
Talking to yourself will probably destroy the universe
Just ignore that handsome fellow
Just ignore that stylish lady
You’ll be doing everyone a favor
Over here we have the Time Laser Demo
Would you like to see it in action?
I’m quite eager to try it
I’ve never worked with lasers so powerful
But I’m 89% sure they’re safe to use
If you have safety goggles, I advise using them
Alright, let’s begin
Full power to the Time Lasers
Did you see that?
That was fantastic!
That was exceptional!
Science is significantly engaging!
Alright, into the Time Trekker
Let us embark on a voyage through time
Shall we take a trip through time?
Alright, hold on tight!
It’s time to go back to the past!
It’s time to go back to the future!
It’s time to go back to the present!
Make it so!
Full power to the Time Displacer!
Main chronological disruptor on!
Engage the flux drive
And awaaaaaay we go!
I wonder where we are?
According to the historicalizer…
…we’re in the stone age!
…we’re in ancient Pengypt
…we’re back in the Holiday Party of 2006!
…we’re back during the Submarine Party of 2006!
…we’re somewhere in the near future
…we’re somewhere in the not so near future
…we’re in the very distant future!
Did you see that!
Ahh! Look out!
We have to depart immediately!
Its vision is based on movement!
Did you see that?!?
That puffle that just bounced by…
…it was like nothing I had ever seen
Did we just discover a new kind of puffle!
Everyone take notes!
What a fascinating creature
I am intrigued
Does anyone have a camera?
We need to take pictures
I’m detecting strange weather phenomena
The temperature outside the Trekker is plummeting
I’ve never seen readings this cold
This cold is almost…
I wonder what’s causing it
Can you make out anything in that snow storm
We best be on our way
Look at the future!
Look at the technology!
I can’t wait for the distant future to become the present
I do so enjoy future technology
Imagine all the things we could discover here
What sorts of inventions do you think they have here?
I think they have…
…automatic beak cleaners
…self-cleaning lab coats
…self-pouring coffee mugs
…self inventing gadgets!
On second thought, I hope they don’t have that…
…that could be inventors out of work
Well we should probably continue
Can’t spend all day in the future…
…even when you have a time machine
This is my Time Laboratory
I’ve been conducting my experiments in here
Here are some other inventions from the future
The friend bot demonstrates the latest friend technology
Try stepping into this pod
Don’t worry, it won’t hurt at all
It might tickle a little though
This is the Time Laser prototype
The Time Laser 1000
I don’t recommend getting too close
The first version of my inventions are always a little unpredictable
This Time Laser will probably just turn you into something else…
…like a badger
…like a telephone pole
…like a hairbrush
…like a ham sandwich
…like a top hat
…like a cheese pizza
It never worked quite right
But I’m 94% sure the new Time Lasers work great!
Of course, we won’t know until we turn them on
I can’t wait to find out!
Is anyone interested in performing some experiments?
Step over to my lab…
Step over to my bench…
But, then again, you have to think about the EPF. Is this just one of Gary's usual experiments, or is it related to the Blackout or anything? Could we go back in time and change the whole future of the EPF and PSA? We could easily destroy time itself, but I don't think Club Penguin will really want to get into all the timey-wimey paradox thinking. However, Aunt Arctic clearly stated that the EPF would rise again. But will it in January, or another month. It's a big question but all you can say is, time will tell...
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