I didn't last long before the fuel levels reached low. I knew I couldn't make it any further up, so I headed for this house, you see, with a big patch of land. I landed softly, with the aid of me parachute. It's still very dark. Sky's full of stars and the clouds are gettin bigger and the thunder's gettin louder. I need shelter. I decide to enter the dark house. Its a scary house. Decorated for that theme that those americans celebrate ~ yes halloween. But it ain't the time of year for that ~ is it? No, this ain't the way it happened. The storm didn't come on April 10th. I got it all wrong. The date's messed up. The whole thing's messed up. It's eating me alive my nerves are. I've forgotten everything and I just don't know what to do. I creep into the house, hoping it'll lift my spirit. Not literally.
I walk through a door in the haunted house. Everything's muddled up. This should be the future ye know? I got a bad feeling that the guy who talked to me from the future, was me. But if I change the future, that could change the whole world. But the whole world's already wrecked ~ from what he says or what I say. Anyway, enough of that let's get back on track. I look around and see a door. It's closed, but I've always loved spooky stuff. I walk through the door and there's a blinding light. Then a flash. I see something grey and shadows pop up. Ah, yes this must be the shadow ninjas. They come soon after the snow ninjas from what I've heard. That's what everybody in the future thinks but the guy told me it ain't happened yet. Why is it when ye mess with the future and the past and the present things always get so confusing. So I walk up to the shadow ninja and tell him he's in the wrong place. I can hear the storm outside getting louder and then he tells me I'm in the wrong place. He says this is the year 2012 and he isn't alive yet ~ he's from the future. Great, I've slipped in time to the future (or the present to those of you in that year?) and now I've got all muddled up in a giant story and the world's about to end. Great ~ ye see this is what Halloween does. Don't bother celebrating ~ the darkest times are coming. The Club Penguin world is going black for two whole weeks. Starting sometime on the 9th of November 2012. That's a Friday ~ could be a day before. Only I know ~ but it's Herbert. He's messed everything up and we're all gonna die. Halloween is awful.