You know that newspaper that you always read? I've got a few articles from it here. Plus, I've got a huge secret to tell you about the chief editor of this newspaper. Now, let's see. What's currently going on down there on your snow covered island...
Scare Games? What a load of garbage! Penguins are dressing up as monsters? Wow. Your island gets weirder and weirder each month. What's next? A to-do list!
Wow. I've got a to-do list which is much better than that one...
Plan to destroy Club Penguin
Destroy Club Penguin
Here's your "upcoming events"!
Wow. You still have pins? I wish you made a polar bear pin. It looks like nothing is planned for July 25th yet. Perfect! We're nearly finished planning :D Anyway, I mentioned I'd tell you something about your chief editor, Aunt Arctic. She's the director of the EPF :P